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  2. greencarnations:

    cinematicsymphony:

    This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

    CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

    • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
    • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
    • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
    • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
    • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
    • works every time

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  3. weclome-to-night-vale:

    fightblr:

    power-vacuum:

    monster—zero:

    hannibalspenis:

    sometimes animation makes me cry

    HANDS DRAWING HANDS DRAWING FEET.

    Holy dick tits. I didn’t realise the 3rd was animated :O

    Garden of Words is the anime btw

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  4. sherlockocity:

    Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

    (via riariah)

     
  5. World Cup 2014 + Fans

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  6. fruitycat:

    fruitycat:

    necrophilofthefuture:

    okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

    and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

    i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

    I AM SO DONE

    (via pizza)

     
  7. voglio-scopare:

    petrapansneverland:

    ultrafunnypictures:

    THIS. 100 times, this.

    Yes please

    Dude, this is so well said.

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  8. psych2go:

    For more posts like these, go visit psych2go

    Psych2go features various psychological findings and myths. In the future, psych2go attempts to include sources to posts for the for the purpose of generating discussions and commentaries. This will give readers a chance to critically examine psychology.

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  9. gang0fwolves:

    westendblues:

    please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

    it’s damaging and alienating

    (via heartofanislandgirl)

     

  10. I gave in

    ultrafacts:

    pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

    ultrafacts:

    regretproduced:

    I finally followed ultrafacts I couldn’t resist anymore I’m sorry

    Welcome! Say goodbye to your social life one post at a time :)

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    I love how ultrafacts goes from

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    If you aren’t following Ultrafacts WHY

    YEA WHY

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